100+ Funny Pick-Up Lines

funny pick up lines

The purpose of these Funny Pick-Up Lines was to make people chuckle. Although you might not want to test these out on a potential crush, they are hilarious when read aloud to friends, loved ones, or even yourself. See a few of our favorites from this collection of more than a hundred pick-up lines.

You can always count on funny pick-up lines to make the person you like a smile. Therefore, we have a number of lines that will work if you’re wanting to break the ice with a funny pickup lineup.

Funny Pick-Up Lines

➸ Life without you is like a broken pencil…. Pointless.

➸ I am going to kiss you. If you do not like it, just return it.

➸ Are you the online order I placed last week? ‘Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day!

➸ Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

➸ Is the day sunny today, or did you just smile?

➸ For a large girl, you don’t sweat much.

➸ What do you do for work, besides being hot?

➸ They advised me to never judge a book by its cover, but even though I don’t know you, I’m already doing so.

➸ Hey darling, you’re beachfront property and my love is a tidal wave.

➸ Is my heart taking off, or is there an airport nearby?

➸ I’d love to take you out on Thursdays since you make me think of my trash can.

➸ Because of how stunning you are, I forgot my pick-up line.

➸ Would your response to this question be the same as your response if I were to ask you whether you wanted to sleep with me?

➸ What can fend off Godzilla and possesses 52 teeth?

➸ I would still fall in love with you even if we were on the moon, where there is no gravity.

➸ Hello, I just poop in my trousers. Can I use yours?

➸ Even though I’m not a weatherman, you can count on at least 3 inches of rain tonight.


Man: Is there a veterinarian nearby?
Woman: Why don’t you think so?
Man: These pythons are sick, so (while flexing his firearms)

Man: Do you happen to be an appendix?
Woman: Why not?
Man: Despite the fact that I don’t understand how you function, I have the want to take you out.


Have you got a shovel?
mostly because I truly dig your butt.


Have you just burped?
You just utterly blew me away, after all.


Is Google your name?
Considering that you undoubtedly have what I have been looking for.


Why not have a carpentry game?
I get to nail you after we get extremely wasted.


I’m good with numbers even if I’m not particularly good at arithmetic.
Consider giving me yours and waiting to see what I can accomplish with it.


How much does a fat penguin weigh, do you know?
It is substantial enough to shatter the ice.


Do you consider Karma?
Because I’m about to demonstrate some amazing karma-sutra postures to you.


Do you have any homework?
because I wish I had done you but haven’t.


Do you know what my shirt is made of once you feel it?
Polyester (they expect you to say boyfriend material) (they expect you to say boyfriend material)


When someone uses the phrase
In response to “Do you have the time?” ask, “Do you have the energy?”
Answer “I have the perfect match, me and you” to the question “Do you have a match?”


Do you happen to be a drill sergeant?
Because you’ve got my underwear ready to go on full alert.


Are you employed by FedEx?
Because I’m positive I just witnessed you inspecting my stuff.


Do you happen to be in the Gulf of Mexico?
I want to drill you and make a big mess, so I really want to do it.


Can I accompany you home?
because I’ve always been told to pursue my aspirations.


Have you got some sultanas, man?
Woman: Why not?
What about going on a date?

funny pick up lines

Man: According to a recent article I read, 82% of women sing in the shower while 92% masturbate. Do you know the tune they are singing?
Female: No?
Man: He begins to laugh.


You make me think of my big toe.
Due to the fact that I would undoubtedly bang you against every piece of furniture in my home.


Do your parents support terrorism?
since you’re the bomb, baby.


I apologize, but I have a boyfriend.
Man: I’ll soon be taking a math test.
What’s that got to do with anything, lady?
Man: Oh, I mistakenly believed that we were naming things that we would later cheat on.


Is your homework in math?
Because I want to spread your legs out and pray to God that we don’t multiply. I also want to take away your clothes.


Would you like to witness an Australian kiss?
Like a typical one, but in Australia.


A sea lion, are you?
Because I’m sure to find you curled up next to me in bed later.


Because of how amazing your body is, I believe you may have kidney stones.


I have so many knives and forks, but all I really need is a tiny spoon, and you would be ideal for that!
Cons: When you go out, you have to carry around a lot of cutlery.
You never run out of cutlery.


Do you have an ugly partner or girlfriend, pardon my asking.
Do you want one?


Man: “Excuse me, but I need a woman’s opinion on something.”
How can I help you, please, lady?
“Should I just go up to a lady who I think incredibly attractive and say hello and introduce myself or is that too forward?” asked the man.
Lady: “I think you should definitely introduce yourself and say hello.”
John here, nice to meet you, says a man.


My bones are getting their structure from you, girl, holy smokes.


You would be a FINEapple if you were a fruit.
You would be cute cumber if you were a vegetable.


Man: I’m sorry, but I must ask you to leave at this moment.
Woman: Why?
Man: You are putting the other women in a terrible light.


What type of tree are you?
Given that, I would undoubtedly tap that.


If I may ask, are you a guitar?
Because you would be the one I would choose.


Nothing, according to Albert Einstein, moves more quickly than light.
He didn’t come to see how quickly I fell for you though.


I’m like a roller coaster, really.
You scream louder the faster I move.


I just want this Covid affair to be finished with.
In order for me to remove this mask and for you to recline, please.


➸ Hello, my name is XXXX, but you can reach me directly at this time.

​➸ Should I wait until your shoes are over my shoulder or do you want me to look at them right away?

➸ You now know what to yell later on because my name is John.

➸ My keys are in my pocket, yet you continue to irritate me.

➸ If it weren’t for so long, I would tell you a joke about my member.

➸ Because you kept driving the guys insane, I bet your driving privileges were revoked.

➸ Have you ever been to the Metropolitan Museum of Art? ‘Cause, you’re truly a work of art.

➸ Perhaps your name is Wi-Fi because I kind of feel the connection.

➸ You really seem expensive! How much does it take to date you?

➸ Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

➸ Can you be my boyfriend?

➸ Huh! Just as brave as internet explorer is to ask you to be its default browser, I am also as brave to ask you on a date.

➸ You and my future husband look alike.

➸ Are you religious? ‘Cause you are the answer to all of my prayers.

➸ Please stop drinking because you will be driving me home.

➸ You got the same favorite color as mine. We must be soulmates.

Final words

Hope you all enjoy reading these funny pick-up lines and gain massive experience.  Let me know if we forgot any funny pick-up lines here and our team will instantly add them to the existing post.

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