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101 Best Knock Knock Jokes For Kindergartners

knock knock jokes for kindergartners

People have enjoyed good knock-knock jokes for years, regardless of age. A funny knock-knock joke is a great way to make kids, grandparents, and everyone else laugh. Although some knock-knock jokes are a bit corny at times, that’s all part of the fun. It can be difficult for children to recall knock-knock jokes, as they have many parts. We compiled a list of the most memorable Knock Knock jokes for Kindergartners.

Truth be told, even adults enjoy a good knock-knock laugh every once in a while. So, don’t let age get in your way. Share the most hilarious knock-knock jokes you can with your friends, family, and kids, especially those who are in need of a good laugh.

Best Knock Knock Jokes For Kindergartners

0. Beets
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!

1. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal, will you know if you don’t open the door?

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice is fair in love and war.

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?

15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrows something.

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
The water you telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?

21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!

25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?

26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!

28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe someday you’ll recognize me!

29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Does dozen anyone want to let me in?

30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos is a better way to get to you.

32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.

33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!

35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Electricity. BUZZ!

36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I’m not!

37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.

39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice’s snack be eaten?

40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!

41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!

42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!

46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch what you’re doing and let me in!

47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.

Best Knock Knock Jokes

48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!

49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!

50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.

52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I have a sore hand from knocking!

56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?

58. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money, please.

59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?

60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anne.
Anne who?
Annee one you like!

61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Does a dozen anybody want to let me in?

62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
A dish is a nice place!

63. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A heard you were home, so here I am!

64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Did avenue knock on this door before?

65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

67. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.

68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee, I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!

69. Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!

70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon says that again!

71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?

73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!

74. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?

75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

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Funny Knock Knock Jokes

76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!

77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor, you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.

78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot, you don’t know who this is!

79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!

80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?

81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirsch.
Kirsch who?
God bless you!

82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

83. Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

85. Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!

87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knees.
Two knees who?
Two-knee fish!

88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby’s birthday to you!

89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

90. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocked for 10 minutes!

91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?

92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?

94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!

95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!

96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!

97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!

98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?

99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!

100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.

101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon is a little bored. Let’s go out.

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