The Most Dazzling Dirty Pick Up Lines

The Most Wildest Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty Pick-Up Lines, you’ve all heard of them, and you can bet your bottom dollar you’ve used them at some point in your life. And yet, choosing what to say in what situation can be a challenge, even for the best. So here’s a look at some of the cheekiest and “dirtiest” pick-up lines. If you are courageous enough why not use it yourself.

Dirty Pick-Up Lines

If laughter isn’t your thing, but you want something more direct, there’s always the option of dirty talk. While it might backfire and sound too scary with multiple alarm bells ringing, if you ring them correctly, you might just walk away with the girl. Here are some dirty pick up lines for him that might tickle your fancy.

  • (Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself
  • Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
  • Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
  • Do you believe guys think with their d*ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
  • There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
  • Do you believe in free love? (No) Then how much for a BJ?
  • Do you live on a chicken farm? (No) You sure know how to raise cocks
  • That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  • Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on
  • Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  • I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to-do list
  • Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
  • That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I
  • Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down
  • The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor
  • Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
  • If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
  • If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
  • I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas
  • I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…
  • Hey, I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  • Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh
  • Let us let only latex stand between our love
  • Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit
  • Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited
  • Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?

Best Dirty Pick-Up Lines

If none of the dirty pick-up lines above do themselves justice, then why not try these tried and true pick up lines below. They are less bold than the previous ones but certainly leave a punch behind them.

  • That dress looks really good on you but it would look better on my bedroom floor
  • The FBI wants to steal my pen!s. Can I hide it inside you?
  • Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty
  • Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty
  • With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F
  • You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night
  • You must be in the wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like… my next girlfriend
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you
  • Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. (What’s wrong with it?) It doesn’t have your number in it
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’m cute
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? (I don’t know, how much?)
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you
  • I would tell you a joke about my peepee, but it’s too long
  • I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit
  • I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you
  • I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services
  • If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
  • If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up
  • Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
  • Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
  • Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later
  • Tell your jugs to stop staring at my eyes

Funny But A bit Dirty Pickup Lines

We’ve all been there. Your friend wants you to choose the next woman to come to the bar and use her favorite queue. At the very least, you’re going to get a reaction, but no one knows if it’s a lasting impression that turns out to be favorable. Still… There’s no harm in trying to make people laugh. So here are a few that are sure to make someone laugh.

  • Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend
  • You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan
  • You look so sweet you’re giving me a toothache
  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after
  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see
  • Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged
  • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
  • I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down
  • Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
  • You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room
  • I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
  • You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
  • If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head
  • The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word
  • Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice
  • If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice
  • Do you know what would look good on you? Me
  • Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up
  • Did you fart because you blew me away
  • Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged
  • Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on
  • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
  • Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on
  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
  • I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
  • Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

So that’s it. Why not try a few and let us know what you think in the comments section below.

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