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92 Best Funny knock knock Jokes For Adults

funny knock knock jokes for adults

People laugh at funny knock-knock jokes for adults for years, no matter their age. A funny knock-knock joke is a great way to make grandparents laugh, kids, and everyone else. Although some knock-knock jokes are a bit corny, that’s part of the fun. It can be difficult to recall the parts of knock-knock jokes, especially for children, because they are so many. We compiled a list of the most memorable knock-knock jokes to share with kids.

Truth be told, even adults enjoy a good knock-knock laugh every once in a while. So, don’t let age get in your way. Share the funniest knock-knock jokes you have with your family and friends.

Funny knock Knock Jokes For Adults

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice Marx.
Alice Marx who?
Alice Marx is fair in love and war.

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dear bee.
Dear bee who?
Dear bee a dear and get that for me, please!

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrows something.

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
The water you telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Syringe.
Syringe who?
Syringelittle help right now!

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!

21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe someday you’ll recognize me!

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Does dozen anyone want to let me in?

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

24. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Zell.
Zell who?
Zell…that’s why I knocked!

25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lily.
Lily who?
You’re welcome.

26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rotch.
Rotch who?
Rotch the doorbell, it’s not working!

28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita thing you can do, I can do too!

29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says moo!

30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jass.
Jass who?
Jass, will you know if you don’t open the door?

Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults

31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo john.
Amarillo John who?
Amarillo john nice person.

33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice’s snack be eaten?

34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!

35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!

36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!

40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch what you’re doing and let me in!

41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.

42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos is a better way to get to you.

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!

55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Electricity. BUZZ!

46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I’m not!

Best Knock Knock Jokes

47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I have a sore hand from knocking!

48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?

50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money, please.

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?

52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
A dish is a nice place!

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Did avenue knock on this door before?

54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur got!

56. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.

57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee, I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!

58. Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!

59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon says that again!

60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Serpent.
Serpent who?
Serpent nose, it’s running!

61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?

62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!

63. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?

64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
robin wood.
Robin wood who?
Robinwood you. Give me your money!

66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!

67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jinx.
Jinxwho?
Jinx, you think you are?

68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.

69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.

70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex Hales.
Alex Hales who?
Alex-plain later!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

72. Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

74. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben stokes.
Ben stokes who?
Ben stokes knocked for 10 minutes!

75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel Thomas.
Isabel Thomas who?
Is Isabel Thomas working?

76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ream.
Ream who?
Ream enough out here to go ice skating!

78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?

79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!

80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!

81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish Patel.
Amish Patel who?
You’re not a shoe!

82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie shah.
Alfie shah who?
Alfie shah terrible if you don’t let me in!

83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?

84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fletcher.
Fletcher who?
Fletcher a picture!

85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bravo.
Bravo who?
Bravo the tub, I’m drowning.

86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!

87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sean Abbot.
Sean Abbot who?
Sean Abbot, you don’t know who this is!

88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love is between us, so open it!

89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?

90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bieber.
Bieber who?
Bieber time for dinner.

91. Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadiq.
Sadiq who?
Sadiq magic word and I’ll come in!

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